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AKPAN AND TEACHER.
TEACHER: akpan.
AKPAN: sir,
TEACHER: can u tell me one aliteration u know e.g plantain planter planted plantain in his plantain plantation.
AKPAN: ok sir. A coco cocoer cocoed coco in his coco cocotion, the teacher fainted. One word for akpan

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in
prison." Son, this year I will not plant
cassava and yam because I can't dig the
field, I know if you were here you would
have helped me". The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the
field because that's where I buried the
money I stole". NIGERIAN POLICE on reading this letter
went early in the morning to the house,
dug the whole field in search of the
money but nothing was found. The next
day the son wrote his father again "Dad
you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here. Dad
replied " haaa my son you are too
powerful indeed,even in prison you still
commanded police men to work for me, I
was so surprised to see the IG and his
team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to
harvest.

You meet and dated a girl when you were

in the university, she was a virgin when

you met her, and you both agreed not to

have sex until your wedding night. The

both of you graduated but were jobless

for four years. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for

you in one big company where you were

paid close to 900,000 per month. Things

were going well with you and you finally

proposed marriage to her, she accepted

but after few seconds, tears start rolling down her cheeks. He ask her what the

problem was; she said '' Am sorry love, i

am no longer a virgin i gave my virginity to

your boss before he accepted to employ

you in his company. That was the only

condition he gave me before you were employed or you remain jobless.

Assuming you are this guy, what will be

your reaction? And for the ladies, can you

do this for love? Please send this to many,

and see what they reply you. But comment below

first